Some more silly drawings!
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While we all are tormented daily by Ryan's sad fate to work the rest of his life in the Bay City Kinko's, the real tragedy here is Captain Leonarto's right hand, which, after being severed in a swashbuckling swordfight, was reattached backwards.


It can be really frustrating to talk to someone who's trying to drive and use a cell phone at the same time.


It's a fact: frogs get dirty, like everyone else. But they have to use chemical-free, organic soaps, because of their bodies' protective mucous membranes.


When you are food, you have to watch out, because there's always someone looking to eat you.
I think this one could have done with one less word bubble.

 
My friend, Juan Carlos Castaneda, allowed me to illustrate one of his many near-death experiences he had while fighting bulls in Cordoba. He ended up getting out of this particular scrape only because the bull was allergic to tuna fish, the exact filling of the sandwich Juan Carlos happened to have in his pocket at the time. I took the creative liberty of making his legs look abnormally short and stumpy, to symbolize the helplessness one feels when facing an angry bull while wearing snow boots.


There's so many ways to hold on to kids once you have them. There's those harness-leash ensembles (which my wife forbids me to ever put on our children); there's cribs with bars like cages; you can strap them in a car seat; lock them in their bedroom...the list goes on. But how do you catch children? From what I can tell, there's only one way. Although my uncle Dave did have a cactus in his apartment that I apparently would get myself stuck on without the lure of marshmallows. The plant just looked enticing to me. But then I was a pretty stupid kid.


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