Cowboys and Super Soakers. It could happen. It could already have happened. Because there's a lot of cowboys out there.
Bear Woman! Not much to say here; she's clearly very protective of her chest.
Armadillo Golf. I once spent a week in a small Texas town with the man most townspeople considered to be the unofficial mayor, the previous mayor having been swept away by ghost riders a year earlier. The Mayor (as I called him, at his request) introduced me to what he deemed to be the most athletically challenging sport on earth: armadillo golf. Is this story true? You may never know. Armadillo golfers, like Super Soaker cowboys, are the stuff of legends.
Fish in a Barrel. "Fish in a barrel, my friend, fish in a barrel. Town's the fish, people are the barrel." Anyone? Anyone? David Spade. My main man.
The Goat. One time my best friend Mike and I got a Shetland pony to drink some Dr. Pepper by holding hay above its head, so it would look up, and then we'd pour the soda into its open mouth. It loved it, it did the same thing this goat is doing. We gave it the hay, too, so it got its daily helpings of the right stuff.
Whale Dentist. My beautiful wife was a Marine Biology major in Florida for a while. Plus she's been to Sea World. She told me that this is pretty much a typical scene in marine dental care. Apparently whales struggle with flossing. I can't say I do much better. My dentist, who's like 80 years old, says that other than flossing, my teeth are absolutely beautiful.
All images copyrighted 2008 by Dan Matheson.
